ICC for Australia! – Immediate rule change announcements

(1) Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING – “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.

UN to US – ICC to Australia??? :)

NOTE: I am not the author of the above post, I got it forwarded from my friend. I used to quote or refer the original or say forwarded one, I don’t know why I didn’t do that in this instance, i posted during mid-day, so just copied and pasted it. Anyway, nice to know that soo many reads this and quoting me in their blog :)

In fact I was bit emotional when Kumble appeared on LIVE interview after the match with Harsha, Gavaskar, i should confess, tears!!!

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    Sharandeep Brar said,

    Really Hilarious !!!!!

  2. 2

    lekhni said,

    Did You write this? Or did you get this from somewhere else? Could you please clarify?

  3. 3

    […] some gallows humor. Parthasarathy has some hilarious recommendations to ICC for rule changes favoring the Aussies. (2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies […]

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    aparnavs said,

    UN to US – ICC to Australia??? :)

    Actually, Bush to US – Ponting to Australian Cricket team??? Hasnt anyone else noticed how much Ponting looks like Dubya?


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